You saw them dominate on February 18th, now get a little up close and personal with some of our 2017 Jukes of Hazzard!
Photo by Chris Albright
Walt Hitman #811
Photo by Chris Albright
Years playing derby: I’ve played for 4 or 5 years…
ARG HomeTeam: Apocalypstix
Position: Blocker
Gear: Custom Antiks with Arius II plates
Greatest Derby Moment: Even with an injury that prevents me for skating, I was elected the 2017 Captain for the Jukes of Hazzard. It is beyond a privilege and honor to be acknowledged as such by my peers and to help lead them through a successful season.
Motto/Theme Song: I am the Excellence of Elocution. I will mow down my adversaries like so many Leaves of Grass.
Where can we find you on social media? w.hitman811 on Instagram, @whitmancosplay on Facebook
High Jinxxx #312
Photo by Chris Albright
Years playing derby: Almost 5 years
ARG HomeTeam: Apocalypstix
Position: Jammer
Gear: 187 gear, Gold Bonts.
Greatest Derby Moment: When I once ate a cheeseburger before a big game and didn’t throw up.
Motto/Theme Song: Motto? What’s the motto with you?
Where can we find you on social media? On facebook, High Jinxxx Skater Page
Square Ruthless #2
Photo by Chris Albright
Years playing derby: This is my first season!
ARG HomeTeam: Toxic Shocks
Position: Jammer and Blocker
Gear: I’ve got a whole slew of things from Bonts to 187s.
Greatest Derby Moment: Being able to share the track with my mom (Quad)
Motto/Theme Song: “Anklebiters” by Paramore
Natty Lightweight #362
Photo by Chris Albright
Years playing derby: 2 yrs
ARG HomeTeam: Denim Demons
Position: Blocker
Gear: Antiks
Greatest Derby Moment: Getting drafted to be an Atlanta Rollergirl
Motto/Theme Song: Let It Go – Idina Menzel (Frozen)
Cancer Candy #0300
Photo by Chris Albright
Years playing derby: 5 (This is now my 6th Season)
ARG HomeTeam: Denim Demons
Position: Utility
Gear: Pro-Designed Pads, CCM Res 300 Hockey Helmet, Riedell 1065s on first-gen Arius plates
Greatest Derby Moment: 2012 ARG Championship Bout MVP for the Demons (who also won that bout)
Motto/Theme Song: “Denim Demon” or “Castle in the Sky 2003”
Karmakaze #8675
Photo by Jeremy Wren
Years playing derby: 1
ARG HomeTeam: Apocalypstix
Position: Blocker
Gear: 187s
Greatest Derby Moment: Getting MVP Blocker my last bout of my first year playing derby after skating a doubleheader! It was so nice to be recognized by my peers!
Motto/Theme Song: “I Am the Fire” by Halestorm
12 Gauge Rage #012
Photo by Jeremy Wren
Years playing derby: 3
ARG HomeTeam: Apocalypstix
Position: Jammer and Blocker
Gear: I prefer TSG pads
Greatest Derby Moment: Getting drafted to the Stix!!!!
Motto/Theme Song: Get low and hit hard.
Bea Right Back #27
Photo by Tim Moxley
Years playing derby: 2nd season as an ATL roller girl – but also played 1 year in ARG’s Rec League
ARG HomeTeam: Apocalypstix
Position: Mostly Blocker – pivot/jam if needed
Gear: I really mix it up!! Bont Skates, Rollerbones wheels, Bauer RE-AKT 75 Hockey Helmet and for pads: TSG/Atom Gear/Smith Safety Gear
Greatest Derby Moment: 2017 ARG Awards: Rookie of the year & Most Dependable
Motto/Theme Song: “Life’s Been Good” by Joe Walsh
Ruby Chaos #1212
Photo by Chris Albright
Years playing derby: 7
ARG HomeTeam: Sake Tuyas
Position: Jammer/blocker/pivot
Gear: Bont Hybrid Carbons,187 knee pads, Faster dual-durometer wheels. Other gear is interchangeable
Greatest Derby Moment: the first time I landed an Apex jump during a game!
Motto/Theme Song: “Ace of Spades” by Motorhead
Lil Sebashin #5000
Photo by Don Grider
Years playing derby: First season!
ARG HomeTeam: Sake Tuyas
Position: Blocker
Gear: Hand-me-down Bonts, Avenger plates, Rollerbones Turbos
Greatest Derby Moment: My first scrimmage ever as a baby fresh meat – I got lead jammer, made it through the pack a couple of times, and had some terrifying fun!
Motto/Theme Song: “5000 Candles in the Wind” by MouseRat
Jerez Dot Gif #945
Photo by Chris Albright
Years playing derby: 3
ARG HomeTeam: Sake Tuyas
Position: Blocker
Gear: Mix. 187 killerPads + S1 + Rector + Luigino Vertigo Q4 + Atom
Greatest Derby Moment: When I got drafted.
Motto/Theme Song: Hit me – Savages
Sofa Queen Sweet #712
Photo by Jeremy Wren
Years playing derby: 2 seasons in Fargo and this is my 6th season in Atlanta, so almost 8 years
ARG HomeTeam: Sake Tuyas
Position: Blocker
Gear: Mix. Riedell skates, Boom wheels, 187 pads, Sisu mouthguard
Greatest Derby Moment: Earning my first MVP Blocker award last year
Motto/Theme Song: Don’t break anything.
Midnight Smack #249
Photo by Chris Albright
Years playing derby: 1 year
ARG HomeTeam: Apocalypstix
Position: Blocker
Gear: Mix. Riedell Blue Streak skates, Jukes Atom wheels, Killer 187 pads, and a hockey helmet.
Greatest Derby Moment: Playing my first game with my Stix and Jukes!
Motto/Theme Song: “Work” by Rhianna
